godaime: (Someone spilled vodka at Ichiraku's?)
godaime ([personal profile] godaime) wrote in [personal profile] havenmods 2014-07-19 01:41 am (UTC)

I mean, there is this that I recently posted but I suppose I can just draft a first person sample! I do also have threads from Route that are under a year old (1, 2, 3, 4) Don't worry about the inconvenience, I understand and my apologies for spacing out so heavily! I am still in a world where I am thinking it's 2013. Oops.

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[ Life is just hard. Not only has her illusions of grandeur shattered completely, revealing that her dream world was, in fact, a giant lie but her plan to prevent the world from falling into an eternal dream where no one has free will was a spectacular failure.

And, to make the headache even worse, Tsunade is now stuck in a place that's the entire opposite. She's been able to gather that this is reality, and boy does it suck. It's a desolate world where she's tortured, and no alcohol to make it remotely bearable. ]


All right, let me make sure I have this clear. [ She takes a deep breath. ] We've all been kidnapped and are scheduled to be tortured. Unless we resist, which we are usually punished for with torture. That's not to say that there isn't any progress, but just that progress is limited and has its consequences and, as a result, is extremely slow moving.

There's not enough supplies for a surplus, only enough for preservation and the place seems to be verging on collapse structurally. [ What a use of intelligence! Too bad, like most things in Tsunade's life, it doesn't last. Her voice starts to be overtaken by rage. ]

Where the hell is the nearest bar? Or a drink? After the past forty-eight hours, and for probably the foreseeable future, I fucking need one and I'm not lucky enough to find a bottle wherever I look. [ She pauses. ] We can work something out. I'm an expert medic, probably able to heal anything you ask. [ The last part crawls out of her mouth as a confident taunt, although to whom is not very clear. By this point, your character might be thinking she's probably just as fun to be around as Mr. Phillip. ]

Also, if any of you see a white slug with a blue stripe running down her back, don't be alarmed. Her name is Katsuyu and she wouldn't hurt a fly. Especially here, since there don't seem to be any, which, by the way, is weird. [ Isn't she just a peach??? ]

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